What Makes Ordering From Whirlwind Different?We stock every item on our website.
It's gotten to the point that most adult stores on the Internet "dropship" orders to their customers, or they only order your selections from their distributors once you submit your order. Dropshipping delays your delivery, increases "finger pointing" if something goes wrong, and if you order multiple items from different sources - will result in multiple shipping charges. And your personal information is given to outside parties.
We stock every item on our website. We ship 99% of our orders within 24 hours of receiving your request, and because of this - we can offer Express and 2nd Day shipping options! We solely take responsibility for your order, and no other company gets your personal information.
Not the same old crap.
You probably have seen adult sites that list every item ever made by every novelty company in the world. Our concept is not to offer every possible product ever made - we only sell items we know work like they are supposed to. Our goal is your complete satisfaction so you will be a repeat customer. This differs greatly from some websites who are satisfied selling anything, regardless of the quality, just to make a quick sale.
Word of mouth works for us.
Every business claims to provide excellent customer service. We bank on it by relying 100% on word-of-mouth advertising. Most likely, you were referred to Whirlwind by a existing, satisfied customer. We will do our best to exceed your expectations so you will actively tell others about us too. We do no traditional advertising, including never spamming you - ever! The only emails you will ever receive from us will be regarding an order you've placed.
We have customers who have been ordering from us for years.
We will reward your loyalty by automatically sending you a credit voucher based on your purchase totals. These vouchers may be applied as a discount on your future purchases. You will receive this 5% rebate every 90 days.
We will never rip you off on shipping charges.
We have simple, flat shipping rates for ground delivery regardless of the size of your order. We hear all the time about websites that don't even tell you what the shipping costs are before they expect you to place your order. Expedited and international shipping is charged at cost. We will never rip you off on shipping charges.
Confidentiality is always honored. NEVER any spam.
All information is kept completely confidential. We do not market to your email address or mailing address. We never share, sell, or give anyone your personal information. We ship in plain, discrete packaging - normally using standard USPS or DHL shipping materials. Our credit card billing name is "Whirlwind Distributing."
We don't use UPS.
United Parcel Service is great for businesses, but home delivery can sometimes be a hassle. Most of our shipments are sent with the US Post Office. We will automatically email your USPS delivery tracking number or your DHL airbill number when we ship so there is never any question about the shipping status of your package. We regularly deliver to P.O Boxes, to APO and FPO addresses, and ship next-day, even on the weekends.
A real person to talk to.
Your orders will be handled by a customer service representative that has been assigned to your account. This way we become familiar with any special requirements you may have, and you always have a personal contact here if you ever require any assistance, you can call toll-free 866-PIG-TOYS.
We love bargains too!
Each month we offer at least one item at our cost, and other items at very special prices. Our intention is to reward frequent visitors to the site and to keep it interesting.
Our best ideas come from our customers.
Our clients tend to be long-term customers. We are more concerned with our long-term relationship with you than short-term profits. If there is ever anything we could do better, please let
Our business philosophy:
We always treat people the way we would like to be treated....
and we're damn fussy!
So take your time, check out the website section by section and make a wishlist! We look forward to being your safe, discreet, and reliable one-stop shop for all your pig toys. Toy with Us!
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Chad, Don, Greg, Wilton, Robbie, Marilyn and Kirby
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